bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles



bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me



snapchatting:

*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year



deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa


rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you



michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

image



ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me



zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image



sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA



butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack